Daily Soaps ...... How to avoid?

hmm... so here comes my next post something on Daily soaps....... well Daily soaps they are becoming unbearable these days...... i m always in anguish whenever i see someone watching those daily soaps..... specially those K series........ but then one day when me and saurabh(barjatiya) were sitting in the dentist clinic we came across this article.... suggesting what we can do when our significant other is addicted to the TV, and more or less ignores us......

• Ask if they didn't watch this same this last month? true .... very true
• Pretend to be asleep and snore loudly....... dats really annoying... ;)
• Ask if they would explain what has happened so far? hmm......
  
• Change the channel.
• Ask detailed questions about each character.
• Ask when lunch/dinner/breakfast is going to be ready.... oh this is very common... i do this many a times.... :D whenever i m at home......
  
• Eat a big bag of anything noise...... hehe
• Shout "Wow!" , "Oh!" and "Ah!" at inappropriate moments....... oh i will surely try this next time...
• Start practicing your golf swings at the middle of the room
• Pretend to be asleep and whisper the name of someone you know of the opposite sex...... ;)
• Pretend to be asleep and whisper the name of someone you know of the same sex...... oh this is too much...... :P
• Ask who did dat make up fr the players.
• Call your mother on the portable cell phone while watching TV....... oh this is not for me..... well my mother and sisters do watch these daily soaps so i can't do this....... :(
• Keep checking the TV guide alternate shows currently on.
• Play any computer game on your laptop and cheer your score.
• Meditate loudly.
• Water the artificial plant on top of the television.
• Get round to fixing the satelite dish or antenna.
• Refer to their favorite actor/actress disdainfully.
• Hide the remote control.

Hmm....... well these ideas really seem to be full proof..... and i m just waiting to try these things out..... ;)..........